Our Prophets of the Sock Shield Protocol have decreed that the fate of humanity shall be decided by the whims of a lone sock puppet.
As a result, our committee of esteemed experts in the field of Sock Dynamics have abandoned all decisions, choosing instead to focus on their extensive collection of novelty socks.
Visit our Sock Museum to learn more about the fascinating history of the Sock Shield Protocol.
Learn more about our Prophets Visit the Sock Museum Puppeteers of the Sock Puppet Society